The year is 2035.
Everyone who took the jab, has died from butthole cancer.
It's just us and Bill Gates (who of course, found a way to go super saiyan)
We stare each other down for what seems like an ungodly amount of time, just growling and inner monologing (I hate anime).
"Enough, Kakarot! It ends here today! I couldn't fool you with the jab - but you won't survive my kimokimasu attack technique!"
He proceeds to throw kernels of subsudized corn at us from his massive farm property. The special blend of GMOs from Monsanto's secret war lab burn our faces and lower our collective IQ, causing us to trust CNN.
Bill Gates laughs in the distance as he calmly goes about poisoning the water supply.
Who will stop this mad man?
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