Random Dude: Don't just take somebody's word for it instead demand independent tangible evidence of the "scientific kind" that way there's no confusion.
[some time later]
Random Dude: I'm a scientist!
Random Dude's Disciple: I'm a scientist!
[some time later]
Random Dude: I'm objective so you can trust me!
Random Dude's Disciple: I'm objective so you can trust me!
[some time later]
Random Dude: I went to the moon!
Random Dude's Disciple: I went to the moon!
[some time later]
Random Dude: There's a deadly virus going around!
Random Dude's Disciple: There's a deadly virus going around!
[some time later]
Random Dude: You're evolved from apes!
Random Dude's Disciple: You're evolved from apes!
[some time later]
Random Dude: Banning the combustion engine will save the planet!
Random Dude's Disciple: Banning the combustion engine will save the planet!
[some time later]
Random Dude: Cannabis is bad for you!
Random Dude's Disciple: Cannabis is bad for you!
[some time later]
Random Dude: There's 8 billion people!
Random Dude's Disciple: There's 8 billion people!
[some time later]
Random Dude: I have a hadron collider!
Random Dude's Disciple: I have a hadron collider!
[some time later]
Random Dude: It's called science you dummy!
Random Dude's Disciple: It's called science you dummy!
[some time later]
Random Dude: I'm scientific you idiot!
Random Dude's Disciple: I'm scientific you idiot!
[some time later]
Random Dude: Polly want a cracker?
Random Dude's Disciple: Polly want a cracker?
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