"Dear wife, I've decided to risk my life by going on an experimental mission to the moon. Yes, you heard me right I said I'm going to the moon. Don't laugh I'm being serious. I'm going to do it on behalf of the entire human race even though nobody asked me to do it for them. I might blow up on the way or there might be hostile aliens out there which follow me back to earth and kill everybody. I'm not 100% sure if it's ethical for me to walk on everybody's moon and there's also the question of God etc. That's the bad news, the good news is that if I do make it back alive I will be famous for risking my life and our love for nothing. I hope you don't mind. I love you. Wish me luck?".
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