Speaking of entertainment, I'd like to introduce the true star of tonight's show, the birthday girl -- age 90! -- Ms. Carol Lawrence!
(slight applause. the sound of a thousand elbows crackling like dry leaves.)
You say: The raid tonight
It was supposed to start at nine.
I saw you, afk but online!
The raid, tonight,
It needed you tonight
Where are you
Why are you
AFK!!!!
Today, all day I had this feeling
That you will prolly fuck up
I now know I was right
For there you are
A worthless piece of shit afk
Tonight!"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAROL LAWRENCE!!!
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