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Old 08-19-2022, 09:48 PM
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Two-hundred!

Once auauauaupon a time there was an elf. This elf saw how the evil humans moved into unrest. So the elf set upon a plan. In the darkest depths of the bubbling cauldron a stone of pure hatred was sewn. And the greedy inhabitants of unrest turned upon eachother! It started with the bartender as they where a non-alcoholic bartender like Guinan from Star Trek because she is a space Muslim and Q is the space pope and only drank the water from the tainted evil and darkened waters of the Cauldron. The bartenders first victim was a Dwarven Smith the humans blackmailed into producing arms for the Knights of unrest. And thus the first ghoul and ghost where created. Eventually the bartender withered away to the skeleton you see today.

The elf. Happy that Lesse Fay was forevermore protected from the encroachment of the vile and primitive humans set off on a pilgrimage to far off elf lands and eventually became a bartender themself!
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