Liberal: omg you are so out of date. you belong in the 1950's. you're stuck in the past. nobody does that anymore. you're no longer relative. i bet you still use a flip phone and play classic EQ gross.
[some time later]
Liberal: cool my favourite tv series is on, Dinosaurs & Ancient Pyramids. then I'm gonna watch the 300th annual awards ceremony then i'm gonna watch America's Got No Talent 87 then i'm gonna buy an ifone 38 then i'm gonna click check for updates on my MacOS for the 30th time today. can't wait. it's so fucking great being ahead of my time.
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