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Daily news report
60 pedophiles arrested, parents happy.
Sergeant Slate trained to North Ro zone, EQ trader outraged.
Violent crime up by 35%, police angry.
Selena Gomez has new hair style, fans swoon.
Russia invades Ukraine, global community appalled.
Kim Kardashian wears Marilyn Monroe dress at awards ceremony, fans upset.
Children murder child on railway tracks, teachers grieve.
X-factor contestant proclaims he's not normal, judges and audience cheer.
Pregnant woman murdered while walking home, residents dismayed.
Guild X becomes first guild to kill mob Y, players in awe.