[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

random mortal pop 'star' says to her broken mirror,

"fuck it, tomorrow i'm gonna go talk about mental fucking health non fucking stop and then i'm gonna tell everybody to vote for a white haired wrinkly senile fucker to be their fucking decision maker in death then i'm gonna go take a large quantity of prescription fucking drugs so i'm not so fucking depressed when i'm fucking dead. i can't fucking wait!! yay mortal fucking me"

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Best one imo