Wrong scowls at you, ready to attack -- what would you like your tombstone to say?
Wrong says, "Prepare to die righteous scum!"
Wrong slashes YOU for 4 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong slashes YOU for 6 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong slashes YOU for 8 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong slashes YOU for 12 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong slashes YOU for 16 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong slashes YOU for 18 points of damage.
Wrong slashes wrong for 0 points of damage.
Wrong has slain wrong!
You gain experience!!
You have gained a level! Welcome to level Utopia!
You have looted a Sexy Girl
You have looted a Six Pack
You have looted a Big Dick
You have looted an RV
You have looted a Lifetime's Supply of Weed
Sexy Girl tells you, "You're my hero!"
Sexy girl dances.
You inhale weed. Nom nom nom.
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