[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A total stranger walks up to you in the street and says this to you,

"You can control me but you don't own me"
"I wear his chain around my neck not because he owns me but because he knows me"
"I won't change my colors for you"
"If you want my future forget my past"
"You need to have a job if you want to be with me"
"I care about not caring"
"Sorry not sorry"
"motherfucker"
"cocksucker"
"******"
"Nobody wants to work except me"
"I'm the most bullied person on the planet"
"This is a picture of me on an exotic beach with my boyfriend"
"This is a picture of me on a luxury yacht with my squad"
"This is a picture of me getting out of the shower"
"This is a picture of me in my underwear"
"This is me wearing a $50,000 dress"
"This is me wearing $10,000 shoes"
"This is me wearing my $200,000 necklace"
"Life is good!"
"I don't give a fuck"
"#metoo"
"I'm a philantropist"
"I'm a scientologist"
"I'm a catholic"
"I'm a feminist"
"I'm an activist"
"I'm an atheist"
"I'm in love with myself"
"I was discovered in [insert year] at the age of [insert age]"
"Vote for my candidate!"
"White people are racist"
"Straight men are violent"
"I'm obviously pro-choice who isn't these days?"
"I can dress however I want to dress"
"I'm a lesbian now"
"I'm bisexual now"
"I was an orphaned child"
"I'm discriminated against because I'm a woman"
"I was born with a rare disease which held me back"
"I'm not your toy stupid boy"
"My ex boyfriend cheated on me"
"My ex husband abused me"
"I am a rich man"
"I was sexually molested by a man 30 years ago"
"Anything a man can do I can do better"
"I was raped by a man when I was a child but I kept it a secret"
"I dont need a man because I'm a strong independent woman who can take care of herself"
"I'm happy being single"
"Men can't be trusted"
"My boyfriend died"
"I've got a new boyfriend"
"I'm gettng married"
"I'm getting divorced"
"Thank u, next"
"I'm getting married again"
"Love yourself first"
"I haven't been online in 4 years"
"I wore a diaper until the age of 7"
"Men should check their balls for cancer"
"It's okay to admit you have mental health issues"
"Racist!"
"Woman hater!"
"Incel!"
"Holocaust denier!"
"Little islander!"
"Love can be whatever you want it to be"
"Normal is subjective"
"Where is the love?"

Then after the stranger has left another stranger walks up to you and says this to you,

That stranger you were just talking to has been found dead and everybody is grieving, the cause of death is suspected to be suicide, murder, car accident, accidental drowning, accidental drug overdose, natural causes

Then I walk up to you and give you a note which says all of the above.

Half of these are Spice Girls lyrics. What gives, son?