[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Earth = celebrity breeding ground
Great pyramid of Gaza = celebrity tombstone
Tower of London = celebrity prison
Stonehenge = celebrity calendar
Grand Canyon = celebrity cash cow
CNN/Fox = celebrity gossip
Climate change/covid/etc = celebrity bogeymen
Wikipedia = celebrity biographies
Evolution = celebrity version of creation
Hate = celebrity version of love
Death = celebrity version of immortality
YouTube = celebrity TV
Federal Reserve = celebrity inkjet printer
Wall street = celebrity roulette wheel
Democracy = celebrity monarchy
Science = celebrity lies in hi-tech wrapper
Songs and movies = celebrity propaganda
Dinosaurs = celebrity pets
Atheism/christianity/etc = celebrity religions

EQ = oubliette caelebs