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Old 07-20-2022, 09:39 AM
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Norrathians head to the polls to vote for their next leader.

Exit polls suggest the 'Make Norrath Great Again Party' is on course for an historic landside victory.

A party spokesperson said,

"This party is committed to making life fairer for all,
that's why on our first day in office we will be introducing a 21% income tax rate
on Druid earnings over 3PP per hour and an 18% final value fee on auctions
over 4PP. These vital measures will pay for much needed Fungi Tunics for 
hard working single mothers and impoverished inner city children"

A spokesperson for the Gen Z Party said in response,

"OK boomer"
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