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Old 07-18-2022, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
He started himself. He asked what I was playing, I said “Everquest” so he found it on steam. He also kindly informed me my game was outdated as there is an EQII now [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]. I have put in an ip exemption in case he wants to play with me and we’ve also set up for takp to so he has a few options. He’s learning the ropes in gloomingdeep (iksar beastlord!). Sadly i couldn’t find my Ruins of Kunark CD so he’s not had a chance to play the ‘real’ tutorial.
Son of Jimjam: hey dad, you've been playing that game for years. today is the day i finally ask you about it.
Jimjam: it's called everquest son and i'm not dad when i play everquest i'm Jimjam The Great.
Son of Jimjam: er, okay Jimjam The Great, i'm gonna go install everquest on steam.
Jimjam: okay son.
Son of Jimjam: hey dad, sorry i mean Jimjam The Great, I can't find you on everquest.
Jimjam: the version i play isn't on steam son it's on piratebay.
Son of Jimjam: so i just downloaded 20GB for nothing?
Jimjam: yes, son.
Son of Jimjam: why didn't you tell me that at the beginning?
Jimjam: because i'm too busy playing everquest to care about you son now please go away. btw did you know the sun is square son?
Son of Jimjam: really? it looks round to me.
Jimjam: that's because society taught you to think that way but the sun doesn't have to be conventionally round it can be whatever shape you want it to be. tbh only racists say its round. you don't want to be a racist do you son?

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Ely: he is just a school kid. He isn’t exposed to nor cares about your culture war bollocks. He got to see the classes while going through the races. He can always roll a new character if he doesn’t like his combo.
Doesn't this fictional son of yours watch the disney channel? At my school the religious teacher called herself a feminist and said she hated men and this was years ago.
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