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Originally Posted by Reiwa
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Hollywood: hey, you, psst!
Me: ?
Hollywood: give me $15 and i'll let you watch an alien outclass you on a huge fucking screen in high definition!
Me: no thanks
Hollywood: hey, you, psst!
Me: ?
Hollywood: look, it's Superman! he's come to save the day! he's on your side! [orchestral music]
Me: woah, he looks awesome and hes a good guy too!
Hollywood: that will be $15 please
Me: take my money! here's $90 for me, my wife, and my kids!
Hollywood: popcorn is $10.
Me: here's another $60!
Hollywwod: drinks are $5
Me: here's another $30!
Hollywood: you can buy the DVD later so you can watch Superman save the day at home, i have 2 different versions...standard edition is $20 and special collector's edition is $40
Me: i'll take both! here's another $40!
Hollywood: limited edition superman figurine is $150
Me: do want, take this $150
Hollywood: superman OST is $20
Me: here's another $20
Hollywood: superman bedspread is $40
Me: here's another $40
[some time later]
wife: i wish you were a fucking alien instead of being just fucking human
kids: dad why the fuck are you so shit compared to that fucking alien?
Hollywood: hey, human scum, Superman II is out now so empty your fucking pockets