Mike: Nah, I think getting butt-fucked is the worst thing for a man.
Tom: How can you think that?
Mike: What do you mean, Tom?
Tom: Torture would be worse than getting butt-fucked!
Mike: I mean, getting butt-fucked will follow you to the grave.
Tom: Now it will not!
Mike: I think so.
Tom: That is oppression, you are oppressing me.
Mike: How?
Tom: You think getting butt-fucked is worse than physical torture!?
Mike: I can see it that way, yes.
Tom: Why!?
Mike: It's shameful behavior..
Tom: So how does that compare with getting tortured to death!?
Mike: One would kill me, the other kills me slowly over the course of years.
Tom: ...
Tom: You are insane!
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