How many kids, young people mind you, would have saved up enough cash to purchase around $8,000 worth of Daniel Defense firearms to go shoot up a school?
Columbine had shitty weaponry because they were kids. Can you recall what kinds of guns they used without looking it up? I have a vague mental picture of them but I can't recall offhand. I would have to look it up.
But these new shootings? it's an AR15. That kid was busy cutting all the local lawns or maybe he just streamed on Youtube for a few days screaming at multiplatform console games to get the money. They use a weapons
system that is easily identifiable and has been in the news for this reason. It's also a sticker on a rednecks diesel truck, the fact its an M16 doesn't really matter.
Salesman: Can I help ya?
Kid: I want to buy an AR15
Salesman: Why?
Kid: Reasons.
Salesman: How about a Ruger 10/22 instead?
Kid: No, nobody knows that one.
Salesman: Looking to make a statement?
Kid: Yep.
Salesman: Welp, the AR will do that.
Kid: Yeah, seen the sticker on your truck outside.
Salesman: Hell yeah.
Kid: Hell yeah brother.
Salesman: You know this will be around $8k right?
Kid: Yeah, don't worry I stream on Twitch.
Salesman: Shit son, can I interest you in a gold plated model?
Kid: Nah, that is gaudy.
Kid: I want the one the media talks about.
Salesman: Cash or Credit?
Kid: I love the USA
[outside a passing Liberal looks through the shop window]
Liberal: I fucking knew it!
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