I grew up in a People's Democratic Republic.
- Your favorite sandwich is salted lard on rye.
- That construction project you pass every day will never get done.
- May Day parade is for workers, but also for tanks.
Now that I live in New Jersey the lard sandwich has been replaced by John Taylor's perfect pork product, the second point holds true, and man do I miss tanks rolling down the street. Still ruled by Commies tho. Can never get away.