Yo' momma's so dumb she got wrapped up in a cordless phone!
Yo' momma's so poor when I walked in her front door I walked out the back!
Yo' momma's so poor I asked what's for dinner, she put her foot up on the table and said, "Corn!"
Yo' momma's so poor I rang the doorbell at your house and the toilet flushed!
Yo' momma's so fat God said, "Let there be light," and he asked her to move!
Yo' momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time, please!"
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