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Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is true:

I come from a military family, my dad passed when i was younger and my mom remarried years later, I had met my older stepsister and she is a fat nerd, but the younger one was deployed in iraq/afghanistan, so i expected some bull dyke who would eat me for breakfast.

So later on the family gets together and my step sis shows up, I was like, WTF, I looked at my new step dad and I was like, WTF BRO

Turns out my younger step sis is a Major in the Army, she's fuckin' gorgeous and perfectly built.

Then the family goes camping, and we shared a case of beer by the fire one night, a case. then we woke up in the same sleeping bag. Clothes were still on, thank god.

It was awkward AF but she still randomly sends pics of borderline elicit shit

I'm still really awkward around her though, hot soldier chicks are my kryptonite and she knows it

Ya I deleted that post because I felt like was rambling on but yup, you noticed it too. Proximity = family. If someone wasn’t around when you were growing up, you are much more likely to see them as a romantic possibility