The Ukrainians are giving out automatic weapons to people with face tattoos.
FACE TATTOOS!
You literally just have to speak Ukrainian and have a face tattoo and they hand you a Kalashnikov and you're good to go.
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I'm pretty sure I could pass for some kind of retarded Ukrainian, just need some ink and a plane ticket and I guess a car rental.