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Originally Posted by BlackBellamy
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...s-Ukraine.html
Hi, yes, yes, hello President Biden, this is Putin. Puh-tin! Yes I can hear you! Ok what I want you to do is remove all your troops from Eastern and Central Europe. So Germany, Poland, Hungary, Lithuania, everything. You can keep your troops in Western Europe...or UK if you will. Yes those can stay on the island. Ok, great let me know when all the US troops are gone from the European mainland and then we'll talk again. Have a great day!
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LOL what a classically ridiculous request.
Prior phone call from Biden "Hey, yes this is Joe. No! JOE! Yes I can hear you! Okay what I want you to do is just kinda BE YOURSELF for a while. We've got this coronavirus and its kinda aging out everyones a little sick of it. Haha no, figuratively not literally of course. Can you do your red menace thing? No! RED MENACE you know like just be a bad guy do bad guy stuff. Saber rattling or whatever. Anyways I need to go into production for a lot of new weapons and stuff my guys already made all the coronavirus vaccines and now they're idling about and really wanna make some new weapons. No actually old weapons your countermeasures are fine you don't need to upgrade them, but if you want you can make some more. I just can't let anyone have the breathing room to worry about inflation and how corporations are buying all their family homes LOL.
OK great take care say hello to the grand kids for me.