My Dog Has More Sex Than You
The wife decided to stud out our Goldendoodle, and he's banged 3 chicks ($1800 a pop! and one of them he's studded 3 times), which is 3 more than 90% of Vanquish and Riot and the other pathetic neck beards that can't stop playing EQ 12 hours a day.
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"Yeah, I lost something. I lost peace and quiet. What do you need?! What do you want?! Can I not just live here, without having to occasionally deal with you animals?!"
-Carl
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