Play sounds of cows chewing. I'm sure there's a youtube of it somewhere.
When they ask why you're doing that say you sexually identify as a cowgirl and it helps you relax and focus.
If there's a cow/barn sent candle add that to the mix.
When your boss yells at you tell them you're also on a cow spirit quest and tell them about the good qualities of cow spirit and why they help your work performance.
For an extra bonus get a wide brimmed cowboy hat. And a rancher whip/lasso. Play harmonica on your breaks.
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