My outside trash can is full of branches and positioned forward from where I normally keep it which makes it sorta peek out from behind a wall
It’s dark and I’m leaving for gym, and when I notice it in my peripheral vision, I quickly look that way thinking Whoa! Is that a person?! No, it’s your trash can
Coming back from the gym only 1 hour later and unlocking the house, I notice it in my peripheral vision and quickly look that way thinking Whoa! Is that a person?! No, it’s still your trash can…
Fuck I’m dumb
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