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Originally Posted by deakolt
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If you're telling the truth man I feel sorry for you the story is just a little bit absurd.
If it is true and the GMs aren't nice to you, I'd exact revenge on your "brother's friend" by:
1) Taping saran wrap right under his toilet seat so his #1's and #2's get reflected right back in his face (like a Damage Shield)
2) Replace half his shampoo with bleach. Over time his hair will start getting really fucked up and may start falling out if you do this long enough
3) Jam pennies inbetween the door jam and the wall of his bedroom/house door (any door that opens inwards into his room) while he is in there. Listen to him freak to fuck out. Bonus points if he ends up jumping out a second story window-
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4) The Upper Tank: Hopefully you do not live with the offender. Brew up a nasty shit, go to the offenders bathroom. Remove the top tank lid and do your business in the upper tank. When your pal goes to flush later in the day, hilarity will ensue.