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Originally Posted by Jibartik
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the universe is crazy ive never been pooped on by a bird and this guy has been 4 times how does that make sense!
wait do you do a lot of bird activities? or are these at like cafes?
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They like to poop on certain ppl more than others.
Protip: don't stare, look angrily, or follow them with your gaze they'll get the wrong idea, even if you're just admiring their flight.
They also know who is rich and owns fancy cars. It's possible eating a lot of chicken will cause you to have a predatory scent that sets them off. Also blonde and red hair.