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Old 10-23-2021, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Satan was like, "god you cant do this, there will be pain and sadness!"

and god is like, yeah thats the point! There will also be orgasms and boats.

But satan is like, that is so unfair! Unfair to those that have to feel pain! That is why our system is so much better!

No, our system is bad because you are a robot.

Well Ill bet you that if you give them the choice between pain or joy I can convince more of them to cause pain for their own joy than you can convince cause joy for their on joy!

Deal, you're on.

*earth begins its game.
On a physical level, pain produces happiness. Pain causes the brain to respond with endorphins which are happy chemicals

I’ve wondered sometimes if people that are drawn to exercise have a brain wired to produce slightly more. I remember one time on a Vegas trip my fiends and I went to some German restaurant/bar with gorgeous waitresses. You could order this “flight” (I think is the term) which is a row of different kinds of shots to sample. The thing is, if you order it, they bring it out on a wooden paddle, then you have to volunteer to get paddled in front of the bar

My friends and I already being drunk volunteered. What we didn’t realize is that the waitresses don’t fuck around, there is nothing sexual or kinky about the paddling. They baseball swing it into your ass as hard as they can. My cousin had a dark bruise across both cheeks from his hit. I remember getting hit, and sitting down with them, and we are all exclaiming how much that hurt and how surprised we were at how hard they hit. Myself, drunk, and feeling a flood of endorphins from the hard hit, was the only person who went back up to get hit a second time. Nothing sexual about it for me, I just enjoyed the endorphin rush from the pain