A newbie Ranger twink wearing vivid green armor, a cloak with feathers, and a helm with a pointed faceguard, walked into a bar and sat down. The old man at the end of the bar just stared.
Every time the young Ranger looked, the old man was staring. The Ranger finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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