My friend grew up in soviet russia, she always tells me funny stories about the place.
Like they used to have these vending machines, but they were soda dispensers, like at a fast food restaurant. You had to bring your own glass (she always ephasized glass cups as added absurdity).
Every vending machine had a man whos job it was to keep it clean, paid for and organized by the state. (It takes a village!)
But she said those guys were always drunks and they just would sleep all day drunk and the vending machines were covered in wasps and it was like, you had to fight wasps to get a soda and that's why everyone is so strong and manly in Russia.
Anyway, communism doesn't work because people dont lol
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