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Originally Posted by Tewaz
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Good to see this thread fully pivoting to a bright new land where anything is possible. Where everyone stands for tthe anthem and kneels for the cross with cowboy hat in hand and a single tear rolling down a cheek to the huge bulge in your cowboy cut wranglers. A 2500 Dodge Ram idles in the background, the testacles swinging from the trailer hitch bring a wide Skoal grin, the drops of dip juice mingle with the American Jesus Christ tears below your lip.
You’re not gay, you’ve never been gay, never ever, and you’ll make those liberal commie scum pay for ever saying you aren’t attracted to the pear shaped women your town is full of with their short in back hair cuts, bedazzled jeans and army of future Republican voting children. You’re not gay! Your mind screams again, another tear perched on your lashes. You’ve always loved your lashes, so delicate and beautiful. Unlike those BLM terrorists. You’ll make them pay for outsourcing jobs from the wax factory that brought life to your home town and sent away your best friend Billy. Beautiful Billy and his rock solid husband.
You’re not gay, they’re gay!!! Your mind screams. Maybe your job will shut down and you can leave this town.
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How can they be gay? They picked to be straight, like they say the gays do. So, if you dont make the choice, its just not possible.