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Old 09-24-2021, 12:01 AM
unsunghero unsunghero is offline
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Originally Posted by Whale biologist [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
There is one upside: I think I can use our broken Asylum system to abandon my border state once it becomes too crowded

All I have to do is throw my passport and DL away, and travel to a local immigration/asylum office. Say that I am being persecuted for my worship of the spaghetti monster in my home country of Zimbabwe. The fact I have no ID, don’t look or speak the language, and have a ridiculous religion is irrelevant, I am still afforded due process

So I will be moved to a holding center temporarily, which in my state on the border will be overflowing with other economic migrants AHEM, I mean asylum seekers

Because of this, I will likely be thrown on a bus and transported to probably a more rural and less populated state and given a hearing date 2+ years out in court to go over my case

Then all I do is don’t show and boom, free trip out of overpopulated AZ

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