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Originally Posted by unsunghero
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I forged a fake speeding ticket (it was an old ticket I just changed the date and time) to explain being late for work once (different job) and forged a doctor’s note to get a mid-term pushed back in college before. You think I’m a saint? Hah
We’ll see if they do. My work loves me (mostly because I have people skills that you lack) they won’t assume it’s a fake and just assume there’s an issue verifying it, that’s if they tried to verify it, which like I said they won’t. We have 1,400 employees, think HR is going to have the time to sit and verify each card? Lol
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They are going to check it. You know how?
Listen to this. This is going to blow your fucking mind.
We have these things called "computers" and they can take a list of 1400 people and put it through a statewide/countywide database in less than a second and even shuffle which names match and which names dont.
They have these people that work for the databases and their jobs are to process the new people and find the frauds. You dont really think your HR person is going to manually call the center for each card, do you...???
Please do it. God I hope you do. I want you to smile and think of me if you end up in jail.