They want people to wear masks so we don't breathe each others air but we are still allowed to fart in public. Masks do seem silly imo but a fart filter would be welcome.
When is Dr. Faucii gonna tell us to stick corks up our butts to help prevent fart dust particulates from spreading. I bet its way easier to catch covid from being farted on than being coughed on.
Haven't ever smelled somebody's dank breath after they cough, but when somebody lets a rip of meaty butt wind you remember it for days.
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