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Originally Posted by starkind
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People like being touched.
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Tell it. Imagine going to your mechanic and he says
"welp.. I cant "fix" it. What I can do is this. We're gonna work your suspension, make it travel around. Gonna compress all the shocks and articulate the wheels til they bottom out or run out of travel. Then we're gonna turn the steering wheel back and forth, a lot. Even though the shock is broken, leaking, and collapsed, we wont replace or repair it. We're gonna put these straps on the front and back of the frame, then pull really hard til we hear some clicks. Then we're gonna get out a power hammer, beat on the shock and shock mount. Then you can come back in a month and we'll do it again. "
Starkind im having flashbacks of this gay dude i knew in the navy. He used to go to the doctor all the time to get felt up. He told me one day in line "just get me in there, feel me up already!" and it was kind of a joke til people noticed he was there once a week. Once he found out this handsome commander was a dentist, he started having tooth problems. LOL Shit was hilarious. That poor doctor didnt know this dude just wanted some touch lolol