strands of communist thought
marx: holy shit, there is a vampire squid sitting on humanity's head, sucking our blood!
lenin: i've engineered a weapon to destroy the squid.
stalin: we must start by deploying the anti-squid weapon in one country and spread out.
trotsky: no, the anti-squid weapon can only work if deployed continuously and worldwi--*gets ice picked**
posadas: the squid is an alien and we need to unite with the alien communists to defeat it.
mao: the squid releases a substance that turns people into freaking libs, who won't help us defeat it no matter how much they drone on about "anti-squid theory."
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