[UrkTheSlayer]

“Yo so check this out, dark elves right- they got this weird fuckin’ ceremony where the royalty fucks a peasant, then they kill the peasant as the birth of the child is happening...and that’s where Lanys came from: the chosen of innoruuk, the jealous god of hate that taught them this sideways up ritual- and all of necromancy since were talking about it. If you think that’s totally bonkers, wait till you hear about this big tiddy btch firiona that’s worshiped on the covers of some game in another dimension: she’s the daughter of a some divine willowisp that wanted to use its vast immortal knowledge to know what it’s like to get laid: some borderline pedo shit right? So all this shit is ultimately the willowwisps gods fault, instead of intervening she just let in play out and now there’s a rift to kithcor to innoruuks plane of hate that’s totally fucking norrath up....oh yeah and Thule.. “

Then I fall asleep.