[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "suck" fucking dick.

In any case, a black cock is just pissing off daddy, and only fit to get you pregnant if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the cock in your roast beef snatch is, it's fucking ******dick and therefore shit.

A good mulatto cock however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting him off, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a quickie, go deep. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, gobble expensive white cock.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of sucking a fine single mulatto mushroom tip.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the sweat created by the arousal evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of cum, come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the semen to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine dick if you're sucking it properly, because it should all fit on your tongue. Every drop you spit is completely wasted.

If you just suck it, you may as well be sucking off some $5 sanfran trannie, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.

Trust me I'm a pro at sucking dick

Signed,

Habsbinbad