Ok here's my story:
these aliens got to earth and were like, damn earth is tight.
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but their ships are super weak and fragile because they are science based
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So instead of trying to attack us they tried to get us to kill each other
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but that led us to the brink of nuclear war and a radiation free planet for the taking was the whole point of them coming here in the first place.
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So to prevent us from killing each other poisoning the planet with radiation they stopped moving forward with their almost 100 year long "world war's" idea.
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But canceling that plan gives them a new idea: instead of us vs each other, make it about us vs ourselves!
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Instead using mind control shape shifting to start world war's, they infuriate our protests and to gradually increase the violence.
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each year we take one step closer to burning our selves to dust using matches instead of radiation
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and after we are gone and a radiation free world is back on the menu for the taking
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And they never had to lose a single one of their gunless tinfoil ships and fragile bodies not capable of physical combat
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The End.