Haha, you never really know what you will find in these forum posts.
Let me tell you something good here...
If you are going to have a partner, you probably should bang them out from time to time. It is scientifically proven to release bonding chemicals, the same ones a mother receives from breast feeding a baby.
Spark up some refer, play this album
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qNq9TJ4QCas, and slowly put in some work with your girl. There is no way you won’t end up closer to them.