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Old 03-05-2021, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
My professor told us about a patient who heard about garlic lowering blood pressure. He had a father who died from a stroke, so he ate a few cloves every day. Garlic makes you smell like shit, so his wife made him stop. Pretty soon after, he had a stroke and ended up in the hospital. So, he started eating his garlic again. You could smell the garlic coming out of his room from the hallway.
That's an ironic twist of fate. What do you value more? A healthy life or a healthy relationship with your wife?
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