I was born on dec 25th. Yaweh is my father, hes a god. No no, my mom didnt cheat on my dad! Yeah he created the world and everything in it and im his son. You should believe me cause if you dont, you're gonna burn forever in a lake of fire. I dont make the rules, but I could, but im not gonna change anything... even though I could. Oh you'll find out. I want peace and stuff but i have a sword, too. A katana. Cause im like so fucking poor i cant afford robes, but i have a really nice sword cause thats how being poor works when you're the son of a god. If I dont agree with you, ill offer you my other cheek to slap. If you dont agree with me, ill kill you. - Christianity
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