Hey guys im going to explain to you the origin of mankind and all religion its very simple, this is fact and truth and everything else is handwaving trying to explain it:
150,000(ish) years ago a meteore hit the earth, on it contained DNA. That meteor hit the area known today as Lake Victora, creating the creator where it rests.
the river from victora flows 1 way, to Egypt.
The first civilizations formed there after our DNA got all mixed up with things, and then traveled north west to mesopotamia, and further off into egypt.
around 20-10k BC travelers from the first empire, egypt, went up to mesopotamia, to trade.
The brought the images of egypt, snakes, used at the time (this is true!) as guardians for travelers. They would adorn themselves with the images of snakes to protect themselves.
I imagine one of these traders made it up to mesopotamia, around 10k BC and introduced all the hut living isrealites, to the concepts of makeup (invented in egypt) alcohol & medicine and agriculture.
Then he went on further to the east, or maybe up into europe, either way that snake man that introduced them all to sex drugs and capitalism left them to deal with these new additions to their society on their own.
Just like that movie the gods must be crazy, the mesopotamians started raping and killing each other over the new feelings they got from the sexy made up women, and alcohol, and all the ways supply and demand causes people to exploit each other.
They then created their jewish identiy and religions over thousands of years.
Remembering, that fucking snake guy that taught them all to be bad people, and that they should avoid all the shit he introduced them to.
And thustly you got the adam and eve storyline we follow today.
Was the DNA on that rock put there to mix with the neandertal dna (that we obliterated) by aliens? was it just some blood on a rock after krypton exploded?
Idk.
But I think that is the origin of man, and religion.
And i made all that up but I believe it like its true because I am right!
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