If you hear your dads voice yelling at you when you read my words, thats your own shit welling up inside you.
You ought to imagine my literary voice as more smart ass, like peering at you from the corner of my eye and grinning, start low end higher, mocking kind of tone.
My posts are much more entertaining when you dont read them as ARRGGHHH YELLING cause thats really not it. Way off the mark.
Oh and hydrate. Americans are chronically dehydrated.
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