>Episode 01 x 02
>Kramer and George have 'found' this guy living in the mountains who can fold steel 5,000 times to make a perfect Katana
>Jerry warns them that this is dumb and they should just purchase weapons from the local blacksmith
>Jerry is also falling in love with another Geisha from Elaine's brothel, angering Elaine as she feels it's distracting at work to have Jerry singing poetry while they are fucking clients
>George gets a bill from the mountain man for 200 barrels of rice, which George refuses to pay and assumes Kramer will do the same - so he doesn't get his new katana
>Jerry discovers Elaine's friend is actually a newhalf, freaks out and contemplates killing himself
>Elaine is relieved by this, marvels at Kramer's new sword
>George is annoyed Kramer paid for the sword, except Kramer reveals he killed the blacksmith so no one else would have these swords
>George asked what happened to his
>turns out Kramer gave this sword to Newman
>Jerry writes poetry about his conflicted love of the Newhalf Geisha, only to break it off when he sees the Geisha without makeup and decides to break it off
>episode closes out with Newman and Kramer's swords breaking in a duel with the gay Puerto Rican guys
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