Man you ought to start a church. Just go through the motions, god sized hole in your heart, yadda yadda. You'd get paid! Like one of those end times churches where you set a date for the end and encourage all your customers to give all their stuff to the church then wait for the end. Just load up the penske truck and move to the next county, sell all their shit, do it again.
You're gonna need a band and stuff to get that mood right. Whip em into a frenzy, hit em with the guilt, pass the plate.
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