I like the promethius stones theory.
There is this wild theory that these stones are part of the flying disk religion, the first religion, that the Mayans and the sumarians and the Egyptians all worshiped. And has since gone extinct (like hmmmmm when Christianity and paganism merged, but
that's another paranoid delusion)
Anyway.
These stones are the pyramids, the mayan temples, the Sumerian ziggurats, hindu temples, etc and they are designed to do 1 thing, collect your DNA.
How do they you dont ask? Well! Stone is actually a very good vestal for capturing DNA believe it or not, even recently sciences have determined that they can get more from dirt and stone than they ever imaged
like here's an article about it
Anyway dont read that article though, continue with this wild story!
So here's what the Prometheus stones are for, and do:
The stones all have these strange finger print markings on them, and the theory is, that you're supposed to touch them.
You go to the temples and pray to them, this makes you speak, you speak into the stone temple, and your spit and DNA is absorbed into it.
These temples have swirling energy and magnetic fields,
its kind of true!
So, what happens is, you go to this temple, right? you pray to it. and your DNA is absorbed into it.
Then after the DNA is absorbed into the temple stones, every 100 years or something aliens come and collect it, because the temple shoots the data up into the air with that strange temple energy.
And that's how you get to go to the afterlife when you die.
You ahve to go to one of those temples and make sure your DNA is sent to the creators, or you just die off on this rock.
Even some rumors say that when the chosen one touches one of the prometheus stones, he will be injected with all the knowledge of the universe and be the true messiah of the sol god.
So make at least one trip to the pyramids, or the mayan temples or the many other sites that are known as prometheus stones and make sure to fuck the shit out of that rock so you can go see the space daddies when you die from the dna clone system they setup!