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Old 11-18-2020, 01:40 PM
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happy 200th post celebrating the stupidity of <SEAL TEAM> Redboxcord!

i wrote and performed a song about our favorite <SEAL TEAM> member to celebrate

DROPPIN' THE REAVERS

please sing-along if you know the words!

and yes, i'm tonedeaf, can't sing, sound like a piece of shit, etc. i don't care smiley face emoji. YOU SING IT THEN, BITCH


[Verse 1]
I thought <SEAL TEAM> training was beyond the pale
Meant for other guilds but not for me
He was out to get me
Saw him type his scheme
Thanks to <SEAL TEAM> Rekord and his stream

[Chorus]
And then I saw his feign
He's droppin' the reavers
And not a trace
Of doubt in his mind
I'm in troub-ooooh
There's the black reavers
I couldn't see, sir
'cause I'm blind

[Verse 2]
<SEAL TEAM> Jerricoe is a cock ring
Lied to Blistig about their wiping
What's the use in lyin'?
We saw Rekord feign,
Wanted xp, all i got was trained

[Chorus]
And then I saw his face
Yeah, that's a mouth breather
And not a trace
Of doubt in his mind
I'm in troub-
There's the black reavers
I couldn't see, sir
'cause I'm blind

[Bridge]
What's the use in trying?
All you get is trained
Even if your camp's
legally claimed.

[Chorus]
And then I saw his feign
"No don't, there's a streamer!"
And not a trace
Of doubt in his mind
I'm in troub-
There's the black reavers
I couldn't see, sir
'cause I'm blind

[Outro]
Then I saw their face
Yeah all the <Seal Team>ers
A disgrace
Not classy or kind
Those dirty deceivers
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Those underachievers
Then I saw their face
They're droppin' the reavers
Not a trace
Of doubt in their mind
Fuck all you <Seal Teamers>
Fuck off you mouthbreathers
this is fucking stupid fuck u idiot
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