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Old 11-06-2020, 04:29 PM
Jibartik Jibartik is offline
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Ive recently come across a pretty orgnized group: assentionists

Assentionists is a new super cult though I think! maybe im behind some of you guys with this one?

They have a bunch of movies that have been coming out last few years and many of the actors/writers all seem connected

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Some narrative adventure movies:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/deta..._dp_share_cu_r
(thius one really got me thinking oh shit this is a cult! theyre going to kill themselves!)
-https://youtu.be/BcGgGPlCrd0 - another random one

Bigfoot People: https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/deta..._dp_share_cu_r
(doc on the people that explain how sasquatch is aliens and part of the UN of aliens)

There is a documentary on my list made by one of them that I cant find right now but is on my list.
They believe like basically bigfoots and every other weird thing in our cultures, are different types of aliens. And like, greys are a type of alien, and like gnomes and trolls and stuff, and its all newage/pegan gods basically. Even the Mayan people are up in the spaceships now.

They also talk about sex a lot. Like in 2 of the movies, the first thing the aliens say to someone who meet them is like "I Bet you're wondering if we have SEX! well we DO just like YOU do!" and you the viewer, are like, uh no i was more worried about my eternal soul, not if this little garden gnome that is talking to me has sex. (yes in that movie it was a garden gnome talking to the poor cultist who I assume is 5 steps form suicide)

I know of two theories, I'm willing to thought experiment that either are real [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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1 That the rapture and jesus and everything in the tora and bible are true but just mans confusing god for the "aliens" that created the universe, and they are like a UN that will come down one day and bring us to the stars to live forever: Known formally as the rapture (a lot of them seem to be ex-dispensatilnists or apocalyptical evangelicals). All the alien sightings and stuff we've seen on earth, weird spirits and creatures, are the different aliens, just watching over us for now.
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2 That the one true god is actually the creator of the universe, but he is also basically an alien, and all those other aliens (sasquatch, greys etc) are the fallen angels because they are like "were just as good as you are god! and you're too strict with your orthidox jewish religion!" so they are rebelling,a nd if we DO chose to go with them, we'll find out that WE are not meant to be in space etc, and will all die in hell.. aka they are satan, and space is hell. all the alien sightings are aliens getting ready to actually torture and destroy the human genome and turn us into something OTHER than the image of the god they hate.

Sidenote: I have heard proponents of this theory say that "movies" are a tool of the UN of aliens, to get us accustomed to their arrival, all that good feelings you see in movies with the transcendence etc, is to make us think its the "right choice" and that orthodoxia is the wrong one. And it would be funny to me that these movies are how they are spreading their 'new good news' so to speak.
One side basically says god is alien space ships, the other side is god is alien space ships, but if you dont chose to go with the strict god, your body will be rend apart and your soul will be twisted into a grotesque image of what you know it as. I guess.

But, it is all so science+metaphysical+traditional religion, that I could see this cult really blowing up! And then all "assentioning" themselves, just like HG did to go live with the passing aliens! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

(so many edits: they also seem to both sides be BIG on the book of Enok)
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