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Originally Posted by FatherSioux
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How do you get your hair to look like that? Is that product he puts in there? I shave my head(Nazi) so all this hair care stuff is beyond me.
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He probably had some ancestry with curly hair, a perm like that costs like $200 at a salon that won't melt ur face off
the color looks fake but the curls look real, -cosmetology taught me this
actually i like the color job
it looks super saturated in product your not wrong about that but its not the reason for the curls its because of the curls
i want to say he needs a shower and to get some of that product out its wayy to much
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Originally Posted by BlackBellamy
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My logical choice was Cory Booker. He's black, he's gay, he's young, he's not bad looking.
Unfortunately he's got some real weird closeted thing going on, like he feels America would never accept a gay and a black President, so he hides it, but then comes across as insincere when he tries to pass of some beard as his main squeeze in a very public manner.
I knew that would come up if he tangled with Trump so I downgraded him.
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ya america is definately not ready for that level of wierd
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Originally Posted by BlackBellamy
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It's exactly like your daddy favoring your better looking and more successful brother every time and the only time you get a bike is if your brother also wanted a bike.
edit: your bike is the shittier version without the gel seat and with a derailleur that will break your chain the first time out
edit2: also, you don't own the bike, it's actually your brother's
edit3: it's up to you to fix it though
edit4: looks like someone stole it
edit5: your daddy says it's your fault and go apologize to your brother
edit6: your brother gives you a nuggie
edit6: still wants his rental money for that bike you don't have
edit7: suggests a pay day loan
edit8: you are trapped in a horrible cycle of rising unpayable interest
edit9: you can no longer afford your obmama care and look for different obmama to save you
edit10: meanwhile you get bowel cancer and die
so exactly like that
edit11: your miserable estate is sued by your brother to get his bike rental money back
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exactly this is why amewrica will turn gay and then transition
*lots of edits besure to refresh and reread