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Originally Posted by Jibartik
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Interesting, so its like the people are battling for which type of daddy they have. Either one that likes hugging trees, or one that likes hiding behind them shooting at things.
And then once the daddy they like is in charge the people go back to libation and drinking alcohol while they assume their daddy is mostly going to do stuff that they'd approve of and they dont have to worry about it.
Does that pretty much sum it up?
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It's exactly like your daddy favoring your better looking and more successful brother every time and the only time you get a bike is if your brother also wanted a bike.
edit: your bike is the shittier version without the gel seat and with a derailleur that will break your chain the first time out
edit2: also, you don't own the bike, it's actually your brother's
edit3: it's up to you to fix it though
edit4: looks like someone stole it
edit5: your daddy says it's your fault and go apologize to your brother
edit6: your brother gives you a nuggie
edit6: still wants his rental money for that bike you don't have
edit7: suggests a pay day loan
edit8: you are trapped in a horrible cycle of rising unpayable interest
edit9: you can no longer afford your obmama care and look for different obmama to save you
edit10: meanwhile you get bowel cancer and die
edit11: your miserable estate is sued by your brother to get his bike rental money back
so exactly like that